Thursday, November 30, 2006

Day four...

Used pen to endorse a check which I deposited today. Somehow this pen has the inherant ability to make me richer - more research is required.

Day three...

Didn't have need to use pen today. I sense this pen might have some inert balance of negative karma, further research to be conducted...

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Day Two...

I doubled the notes that I've taken all semester in my Writing class just in today's lecture. My what a difference a pen can make... Also edited today's Salt Lake Tribune. I didn't realize such power could come from such a simple writing device.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Day One

Tales of my new G-2 Pro Gel-ink pen with .5mm tip:

Day One:
Bought pen. So far, so good.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

You always wonder...

How people get started. This is hilarious, you'll just have to trust me on that.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006


I'm good enough.
I'm smart enough.
And Doggone it, people like me.

Moses 1:13 - And it came to pass that Moses looked upon Satan and said: Who art thou? For behold, I am a son of God, in the similitude of his Only Begotten...


I'm so dependant that I'm, like, INdependant. Which is about as competent as I am, as well.
"It's not so much that I suck as an individual as it is that... wait... no, I guess it's all that I suck as an individual" - FinanciaLee

Moses 1:10 - And it came to pass that it was for the space of many hours before Moses did again receive his natural strength like unto man; and he said unto himself: Now, for this cause I know that man is nothing, which thing I never had supposed.

Monday, November 06, 2006

Squil recommends...

1) Brushing your teeth after every meal. Yes, it was a little extra work to carry a toothbrush and toothpaste around school for a week, but man, what a rush.

2) Setting some mediocre goals amidst your regular ones. Because, let's face it, Angelina Jolie just doesn't hang around hungry alligators all that much anyway.

3) Eating less meat. Wait, does bacon-wrapped steak count as meat? Then, nevermind. Wow, I could really go for one of those right now...

4) Calling Sean Combs by his new recording name, Diddy. No 'P', Sean says just 'Diddy'(unless you happen to live in the UK, where that name is pending on a court case involving an artist currently called 'Diddy'). And if you're still calling Sean 'Puff', get with the times. Again, calling out 'Hey YO P!' is outdated and Sean might have to introduce you to his argumentative and tempramental friend, Glock. Sean, 'Diddy', also revising his 2004 statements, reminds you to 'Vote AND Die'. Sean thanks you. Diddy thanks you. The Grand Ol' Party thanks Diddy.

5)Speaking of voting, Squil recommends testing out the new voting machines for write-in ballot names. If I were to someday vote for my son, Maher-shalal-hash-baz, as a write-in candidate, I would want to make sure that his name would fit.

6) Discovering your RPS profile. It will change the way you play the game.

7) Blogging for a year. Been there, done that, crave more. Total for my first year? 1 post every 3.82 days on this blog. Yeah? Well it's in my top 3 so suck it.

8) Losing the battle to win the war. Yeah, it sucks to lose the battle, we would like to win them all. But at the cost of the war, the battle's just not worth it, don't press the issue further. Just remember the old mantra, "If at first you don't succeed, deny trying". You'll get the chance to rub it in later.